Well, You Know, People Don't Know Me

Norman, Okla. That's Where My Folks Live, So It's Home To Me.

I Don't Speak During The Day. I Warm Up Physically And, Obviously, Vocally, Constantly. And I Try To Live Like A Nun.

I'm Constantly Changing Up My Show. It's Never The Same.

The Lasting Legacy Of The Cooter Smash Is That I'm The First To Know When It's Going To Rain. That's Right. I Both Sing And Predict The Weather With My Hoo Hoo.

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.