I'm Very, Very Sad To Say That

After 9/11, I Was Like Many People In New York City And Got A Little Depressed. I Began To Check Myself Into The Waldorf Astoria For Room Service, Movies And Just To Chill. I Wanted To Contribute To The Great City Of Manhattan.

The Lasting Legacy Of The Cooter Smash Is That I'm The First To Know When It's Going To Rain. That's Right. I Both Sing And Predict The Weather With My Hoo Hoo.

I Want To Eat Good Italian Food And Get Better At Their Language. It Seems So Romantic Too.

Well, You Know, People Don't Know Me As A Country Artist And I Am New To The Genre. But That's How I Grew Up Singing.

They Had Me All Happy, Singing. It Was Very Awkward. I Think The Writers Are Frantically Planning Something Appropriate To Honor Him, But We Don't Know What.