The Past Always Looks Better Than It

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

When The American People Get Through With The English Language, It Will Look As If It Had Been Run Over By A Musical Comedy.

Most Vegetarians Look So Much Like The Food They Eat That They Can Be Classified As Cannibals.

The American Nation In The Sixth Ward Is A Fine People; They Love The Eagle - On The Back Of A Dollar.