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The Secret To Success Is To Offend The Greatest Number Of People.

Alcohol Is The Anesthesia By Which We Endure The Operation Of Life.

Morality Consists Of Suspecting Other People Of Not Being Legally Married.

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As Well Consult A Butcher On The Value Of Vegetarianism As A Doctor On The Worth Of Vaccination.