All Autobiographies Are Lies. I Do Not

Make Me A Beautiful Word For Doing Things Tomorrow; For That Surely Is A Great And Blessed Invention.

Whenever You Wish To Do Anything Against The Law, Cicely, Always Consult A Good Solicitor First.

The Problem With The Press Is That They Can't Tell The Difference Between A Bicycle Crash And The End Of Civilization.

A Man's Own Self Is The Last Person To Believe In Him, And Is Harder To Cheat Than The Rest Of The World.

Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions, Not With Bad Ones. All Men Mean Well.