Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To

A Dog Will Stay Stupid. That's Why We Love Them So Much. The Entire Time We Know Them, They're Idiots. Think Of Your Dog. Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Has No Idea How You Accomplish This Every Day. You Walk In The Door; The Joy Of This Experience Overwhelms Him. He Looks At You, He's Back. It's That Guy, That Same Guy. He Can't Believe It. Everything Is Amazing To Your Dog. Another Can Of Food? I Don't Believe It.

You Know Why Fish Are So Thin? They Eat Fish.

The Big Advantage Of A Book Is That It's Very Easy To Rewind. Close It And You're Right Back At The Beginning.

People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.