Well, Just Being Stupid And Politically Incorrect

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

My Job Is To Go Out And Entertain The Most People Possible. The Job Is To Make People Laugh. I Don't Have A Mission. I Don't Have A Torch To Burn.

If You're Alive, Make A Lot Of Noise, Because Life Is The Very Opposite Of Death.

Judd Apatow Is Pretty Good, Both As A Producer And As A Director.

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.