Well, It Hurts My Feelings Because The

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

So Many People Have Bad Intentions, So Many Girls Want To Hang Out [with Me] To Be Someone. I Weed Those People Out Of My Life. I Call Them Hungry Tigers.

I'm So Smart Now. Everyone's Always Like 'take Your Top Off'. Sorry, No! They Always Want To Get That Money Shot. I'm Not Stupid.

I'm Very Scared To Do It. What If I Don't Come Back? With The Whole Light-years Thing, What If I Come Back 10,000 Years Later, And Everyone I Know Is Dead? I'll Be Like, 'great. Now I Have To Start All Over'.

My Favorite Toast Is Rye Toast.