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I Take My Dog Tinkerbell Seriously. I Take My Job Seriously. But I Don't Take Myself All That Seriously.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

When I'm Working, I Don't Wear Any Makeup At All. Unless I Am Doing An Event, I Love To Wear No Makeup At All, Which Is Hardly Ever As I Am Working Every Day!

I Really Don't Like Going Out Anymore. I Used To Love It, But Now It's Not Fun. I'd Rather Have Friends Come Over And Hot Have To Worry About Crazy People Taking Pictures.

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.