It Will Work. I Am A Marketing

I'm Not Like Anybody Else. I'm Like An American Princess.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

I Like It, But It's Yellow, And I'm Like, I Didn't Want Yellow For My Engagement Ring.

Everybody's Looking At Me But It's Alright I Like Attention The Clubs Not Hot Until I Walk Through They Stop And Stare And Watch Me Move Like Damn I Like That I'm Sexy And You Know It.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.