Well, I Hate To Be The One

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.