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I'm Not For Everyone. I'm Barely For Me.

Most Of My Comedy Writing Happens Through Improvisation On Stage; Doing It In The Moment. Going Up With An Idea And Fleshing It Out Over Time On Stage And In Front Of People Until It Becomes A Full Bit.

When You Actually Meet The Devil And He Offers You A Deal Most Artists Eventually Negotiate.

If You Can't Afford The Good Food Or If You Can't Afford Health Care Or If You Don't Have A Job Or If Your Car Is Dangerous Because You Can't Get It Fixed And You Die, You Just Lost The Game-bzzzzz-thanks For Playing Extreme Capitalism.

There's Something About Cats' Self-sufficiency And Their Seemingly Individualistic Ways That I Find Compelling.