Weight Is A Glanduar Thing, As Well

I'm Still Working! I Think Of All The Other Comics That Didn't Get The Light Shined On Them, Just Because It's Just How Fame Works, And It's Unfortunate. But There Are So Many Great Comics Out There Who Are Still Working, And I Still See Them.

I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You Get Into The Money Thing. Boy, You Get Greedy In Vegas, You Know. That's The Only Place That You Can Bet $25, Get It Up To $500 And Refuse To Quit.

Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole World, I Love That.

I Could Be An Alternative Comic. I Could Be That Really Dark - I Was - I Was A Very Dark Comic To Begin With. I Could Be That Guy, And The Only Reason I Didn't Is That I Wanted To Make Money. I Wanted To Be Popular. I Wanted To Be Liked More Than I Wanted To Be Admired.

Real People Are Good And Grumpy. They're Nice And Mean. And I Come From A Nice And Mean Family. My Mom Was Nice, And My Dad Was Mean. So I Would've Served Myself A Lot Better If Louie Lundgren Would've Blown Up At Some Of The People He Was Talking To. I Think It Would've Really Served Everybody Better. We'd Probably Still Be On The Air!