I've Been In Vegas. That's Where You

I Have Added A Lot. There's Some Vegas Stuff And Hotel Stuff And A Whole Chunk On Health.

I'll Tell You How You Know When You're On Something Good: When Everybody Starts To Tear Up When They're Leaving, When They're Wrapping For The Season. You Know, When You Say, "all Right, We're Done With Mcgillicuddy. That's A Wrap For Mcgillicuddy!" And Everybody Applauds, But Everybody's Sad, Because Mcgillicuddy's Going To Be Gone! You Know, It's Like Family Going Off To College Or War. You Have This Intimate Relationship With These People, And Then - Bam! - They're Gone.

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.

I'm Still Working! I Think Of All The Other Comics That Didn't Get The Light Shined On Them, Just Because It's Just How Fame Works, And It's Unfortunate. But There Are So Many Great Comics Out There Who Are Still Working, And I Still See Them.

I Was With A Famous Comedian When A Young Fan Walked Up And Asked For An Autograph. The Comedian Blew Him Off. I'll Never Forget The Look On The Young Boy's Face. He Was Devastated.