Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark. Continued Dark

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

The Owner Of A Florida Massage Parlor Has Been Arrested By Police. "there Weren't Any Serious Violations," Said The Officers, "she Just Rubbed Us The Wrong Way."

People Say, 'i'm Going To Sleep Now,' As If It Were Nothing. But It's Really A Bizarre Activity. 'for The Next Several Hours, While The Sun Is Gone, I'm Going To Become Unconscious, Temporarily Losing Command Over Everything I Know And Understand. When The Sun Returns, I Will Resume My Life.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

I Don't Think We Really Gave Barbarism A Fair Try.