In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow"

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

Swimming Is Not A Sport. Swimming Is A Way To Keep From Drowning. That's Just Common Sense!

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.