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There Is Nothing More Distressing Or Tiresome Than A Writer Standing In Front Of An Audience And Reading His Work.

If You Want To Make A Million You Don't Have To Understand Money, What You Have To Understand Is People's Fears About Money

We're Comic. We're All Comics. We Live In A Comic Time. And The Worse It Gets The More Comic We Are.

Everybody Has That Feeling When They Look At A Work Of Art And It's Right, That Sudden Familiarity, A Sort Of...recognition, As Though They Were Creating It Themselves, As Though It Were Being Created Through Them While They Look At It Or Listen To It.

How Some Of The Writers I Come Across Get Through Their Books Without Dying Of Boredom Is Beyond Me.