We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

Common Sense Is The Knack Of Seeing Things As They Are, And Doing Things As They Ought To Be Done.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

It Is Much Easier To Repent Of Sins That We Have Committed Than To Repent Of Those That We Intend To Commit.