We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

There Never Yet Was A Mother Who Taught Her Child To Be An Infidel.

Genuine Laughing Is The Vent Of The Soul, The Nostrils Of The Heart, And Just As Necessary For Health And Happiness As Spring Water Is For A Trout.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.