We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

Hunting After Happiness Is Like Hunting After A Lost Sheep In The Wilderness--when You Find It, The Chances Are That It Is A Skeleton.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.