Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin'

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

You Got To Pay Your Dues To Get The Joke. Besides, Laughter Is Cheap And Very Portable. If There's A Pogrom, Or They're Blaming You For The Plague, Nothing Is Easier To Pack Than A Sense Of Humor.

If I Get Busted In New York, The Freest City In The World, That Will Be The End Of My Career.