Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time. You Give

I Am Influenced By Every Second Of My Waking Hour.

Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles Is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's Goyish. B'nai B'rith Is Goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If You Live In New York Or Any Other Big City, You Are Jewish. It Doesn't Matter Even If You're Catholic; If You Live In New York, You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You're Going To Be Goyish Even If You're Jewish.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

Children Ought To Watch Pornographic Movies: It's Healthier Than Learning About Sex From Hollywood.

The 'what Should Be' Never Did Exist, But People Keep Trying To Live Up To It. There Is No 'what Should Be,' There Is Only What Is.