We Need Anything Politically Important Rationed Out

I'm Extremely Moved By The Loving, Caring Relationship The President Always Seems To Have With His Imaginary Son.

America May Be The Best Country In The World, But That's Kind Of Like Being The Valedictorian Of Summer School.

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

Human Beings Are Human Beings. They Say What They Want, Don't They? They Used To Say It Across The Fence While They Were Hanging Wash. Now They Just Say It On The Internet.

I've Seen Better Coverage At An Alan Keyes Press Conference.