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Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

Some People Like M&ms Plain, And Some People Like Them With Nuts.

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.

The Second Type You Have At These Parades Seems To Be The People Who Want To Mislabel Hitler. Everybody In The World Is Hitler. Bush Is Hitler, Ashcroft Is Hitler, Rumsfeld Is Hitler. The Only Guy Who Isn't Hitler Is The Foreign Guy With A Mustache Dropping People Who Disagree With Him Into The Wood Chipper. He's Not Hitler.

The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.