We Made Too Many Wrong Mistakes.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

How Can A You Hit And Think At The Same Time?

In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothing.

You Wouldn't Have Won If We'd Beaten You.