We Hate It When Our Friends Become

The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. The Passing Of Time And All Of Its Sickening Crimes Is Making Me Sad Again. But Don't Forget The Songs That Made You Cry And The Songs That Saved Your Life.. Yes, You're Older Now And You're A Clever Swine. But They Were The Only Ones Who Ever Stood By You

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

When You're Younger, You See The People Who Are In Power And Think They Must Have That Position Because Of Some Degree Of Skill. And As You Get Older, You Realize It's Not True, That Most People In Those Positions Are Absolutely Inept. And This Naturally Makes You Feel Better About Yourself.

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.