Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.

He Referred To Me As An 'insufferable Puffed-up Prat'. This Is A Bit Rich Coming From A Man Who Actually Married His Own Mother.

I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And Never Will.

And Make No Mistake, My Friend, Your Pointless Life Will End; But Before You Go, Can You Look At The Truth?

I Have Seen One Or Two Psychiatrists. They Just Sit And Nod And Doodle.

I've Always Assumed There's A Dark River Flowing Beneath My Fans' Desires.