I Don't Iron Anything. Never Have And

If Anyone Has Seen The Horrific And Unwatchable Footage Of The Chinese Cat And Dog Trade - Animals Skinned Alive - Then They Could Not Possibly Argue In Favour Of China As A Caring Nation. There Are No Animal Protection Laws In China, And This Results In The Worst Animal Abuse And Cruelty On The Planet. It Is Indefensible.

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

When They Bury Me In A Church And Chuck Earth On My Grave, I'd Like The Words 'well, At Least He Tried' Engraved On My Tombstone.

America Is Not The World.