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You Know The Only People Who Are Always Sure About The Proper Way To Raise Children? Those Who've Never Had Any.

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.

I Guess The Real Reason That My Wife And I Had Children Is The Same Reason That Napoleon Had For Invading Russia: It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time.

The Main Goal Of The Future Is To Stop Violence. The World Is Addicted To It.

Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half Empty? It Depends On Whether You're Pouring, Or Drinking.