You Are Not Going To 'go Forth.'

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.

You Can Never Give Complete Authority And Overall Power To Anyone Until Trust Can Be Proven.