We Germans Fear God, But Nothing Else

Politics Is Like Sausages, You Don't Want To Watch Either Being Made.

A Journalist Is A Person Who Has Mistaken Their Calling.

People Never Lie So Much As After A Hunt, During A War Or Before An Election.

There Are Two Things Civilized Man Should Never See Being Made: Sausages And Laws.

Our German Forefathers Had A Very Kind Religion. They Believed That, After Death, They Would Meet Again All The Good Dogs That Had Been Their Companions In Life. I Wish I Could Believe That Too.