The Nation That Has The Schools Has

A Journalist Is A Person Who Has Mistaken Their Calling.

They Treat Me Like A Fox, A Cunning Fellow (schlaukopf) Of The First Rank. But The Truth Is That With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And When I Have To Do With A Pirate, I Try To Be A Pirate And A Half.

In England The More Horses A Nobleman Has, The More Popular He Is. So Long As The English Are Devoted To Racing, Socialism Has No Chance With You.

Our German Forefathers Had A Very Kind Religion. They Believed That, After Death, They Would Meet Again All The Good Dogs That Had Been Their Companions In Life. I Wish I Could Believe That Too.

I Have Never Lived On Principles. When I Have Had To Act, I Never First Asked Myself On What Principles I Was Going To Act, But I Went At It And Did What I Thought Fit. I Have Often Reproached Myself For My Want Of Principle.