We Created A Brand For Ourselves, So

It's All Based On Saying The Shocking Thing. We Used To Have A Great Time Going To Hollywood Parties And Saying 'i Think George Bush Is Doing A Great Job.' We'd Clear Out The Room. I Used To Love It.

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

I Spend Shockingly Little Time Thinking About Real-world Stuff.

There's A Lot Of People Who, A Cigarette Is About The Only Vacation They Have.

Basically ... Out Of All The Ridiculous Religion Stories Which Are Greatly, Wonderfully Ridiculous—the Silliest One I've Ever Heard Is, 'yeah ... There's This Big Giant Universe And It's Expanding, It's All Gonna Collapse On Itself And We're All Just Here Just 'cause ... Just 'cause'. That, To Me, Is The Most Ridiculous Explanation Ever.