Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As

Sean Penn's Really The Only One Stupid Enough To Put Anything Down On Paper.

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

A Scotch Buzz Is The Best Buzz In The World.

I Try Not To Tune In To Politics Until It's Two Or Three Months Before The Election. Till Then, It's Like Watching Preseason Football.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.