I Have No Desire To Ever Talk

I Grew Up With The Religion Of 'star Wars,' Frankly. That's When I Realized There Is Something Bigger Out There... And It's Called The Force.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

You Know That Everyone Thinks That In Order To Do South Park We Must Be Wild, Crazy, Rock And Roll Stars. But The Truth Is We're Just Wholesome Middle-american Guys. We Enjoy Soda Pop, Baseball And Beating Up Old People Just As Much As Anybody

Even From The Very Beginning, I Didn't Put Any Money In The Stock Market.

We Find Just As Many Things To Rip On The Left As We Do On The Right. People On The Far-left And The Far-right Are The Same Exact Person To Us.