I Find Mormons Adorable.

Any Job Is A Job. If You Have To Be Doing Something, Then You're Probably Not Enjoying It.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

All The Religions Are Super Funny To Me.

Sometimes What's Right Isn't As Important As What's Profitable.

I Have No Desire To Ever Talk To Sean Penn.