I Don't Want To Say Never, But

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

I Grew Up With The Religion Of 'star Wars,' Frankly. That's When I Realized There Is Something Bigger Out There... And It's Called The Force.

When Someone Goes, 'oh, This Group Is Really Pissed Off At What You Said,' There's Not A Piece Of My Body That Goes, 'sweet!' That Means I Did It Wrong. I'm Just Trying To Make People Laugh.

I Would Never Kill Somebody, Unless They Pissed Me Off.

I Try Not To Tune In To Politics Until It's Two Or Three Months Before The Election. Till Then, It's Like Watching Preseason Football.