We Cheated On Our Math Tests, We

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.

Besides, When I Read The List Of People Who Are Supporting Kerry, If I Wasn't Already A Bush Supporter, I Would Have Immediately Switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, That's A Good Reason Right There To Vote For Bush.

I Don't Think You Can Shock An Audience Anymore. Me Cutting My Head Off Is A Great Illusion, But When You Turn On Cnn And There's A Guy Really Getting His Head Cut Off, It Does Dilute What I Did.

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.