I Got A Muscle Of Love.

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

Golf Is The Crack Of Sports. If You Hit Five Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Six Good Shots. The Next Time You Hit Six Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Seven.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

I'll Take You To The Deepest, Darkest, Hottest Lover's Lane For A Little Spark In The Dark.

It's Like This - These Five Members Have Been Influenced Of Course By Other Groups, Because That's Where This Generation's Groups Came From - An Environment Like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Yardbirds, And The Who. People Like That.