Washington Is Dangerously Positioned Between Two Canadas,

I Know That The Pope's Infallible, But That Doesn't Mean He Can't Make Mistakes.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.

I Have Two Last Pieces Of Advice. First, Being Pre-approved For A Credit Card Does Not Mean You Have To Apply For It. And Lastly, The Best Career Advice I Can Give You Is To Get Your Own Tv Show. It Pays Well, The Hours Are Good, And You Are Famous. And Eventually Some Very Nice People Will Give You A Doctorate In Fine Arts For Doing Jack Squat.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

There Is No Food Closer To My Heart Than Cheese. In Fact, According To My Doctor, It Has Nearly Filled My Aorta.