War Does Not Decide Who Is Right

Money Is The Counter That Enables Life To Be Lived Socially; It Is Life As Truly As Sovereigns And Banknotes Are Money.

It Is A Monstrous Thing To Force A Child To Learn Latin Or Greek Or Mathematics On The Ground That They Are An Indispensable Gymnastic For The Mental Powers. It Would Be Monstrous Even If It Were True.

Marriage Is Popular Because It Combines The Maximum Of Temptation With The Maximum Of Opportunity.

This Planet Is Obviously Being Used As An Insane Asylum By Other Planets.

I Am The Most Spontaneous Speaker In The World Because Every Word, Every Gesture, And Every Retort Has Been Carefully Rehearsed.