Democracy Is A Word All Public Men

The Jews Generally Give Value. They Make You Pay; But They Deliver The Goods. In My Experience The Men Who Want Something For Nothing Are Invariably Christians.

The Most Anxious Man In A Prison Is The Governor.

No Man Can Be A Pure Specialist Without Being In The Strict Sense An Idiot.

The Utmost I Can Bear For Myself In My Best Days Is That I Was One Of The Hundred Best Playwrights In The World, Which Is Hardly A Supreme Distinction.

I Become More Convinced That Beings From Other Planets Are Using The Earth As A Lunatic Asylum