Vulgarity Is No Substitute For Wit.

Today, People Often Make The American Mistake Of Confusing Acquaintances With Friends. The Former Are There To Share Life's Pleasures; Only The Latter Should Be Invited To Share One's Problems.

I Always Like To Arrive At The Airport Early To Enjoy Breakfast And Lounge About So That When I Get On The Plane All My Travel Fever Has Disappeared.

No, While Most People Have Been At Their Unhappiest When In Love, It Is Nevertheless The State The Human Being Yearns For Above All.

Most Of The Soap Operas Always Use The Christmas Special To Kill Huge Quantities Of Their Characters. So They Have Trams Coming Off Their Rails, Or Cars Slamming Into Each Other Or Burning Buildings. It's A General Clean-out.

What's Difficult For American Audiences Is That They're Used To A System Here Where You Can Get An Actor For Five Years Or Even Seven, And That Is Signed For At The Audition. Whereas In England, No Agent Will Give You An Actor For More Than Three Years.