Vulgarity Is No Substitute For Wit.

If You Are Lucky, You Have Your Moment. But It Is Never More Than A Moment. You Have To Enjoy It While It Lasts.

Success Means Your Thoughts Are Worthy Of Everyones Consideration.

When You Are Desperate To Get Someone Who Isn't All That Interested In You, You Lay Siege As Hard As You Can.

Vulgarity Is No Substitute For Wit.

If You're In The Movie Or In Television, Your Failures Are Very Public, And So Are Your Successes. You Weigh Them Up Against Each Other, Really.