Vimes's Lack Of Interest In Other People's

Never Build A Dungeon You Wouldn't Be Happy To Spend The Night In Yourself. The World Would Be A Happier Place If More People Remembered That.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

...william Wondered Why He Always Disliked People Who Said 'no Offense Meant.' Maybe It Was Because They Found It Easier To To Say 'no Offense Meant' Than Actually To Refrain From Giving Offense.

Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much Work. People Who Aren't Busy All The Time Might Start To Think.

Do Not Act Incautiously When Confronting A Little Bald Wrinkly Smiling Man!