Things Have No Power That Humans Don't

Hello, Inner Child, I'm The Inner Babysitter!

Bringing About Armageddon Can Be Dangerous. Do Not Attempt It In Your Own Home.

I See Evil When I Look In My Shaving Mirror. It Is, Philosophically, Present Everywhere In The Universe In Order, Apparently, To Highlight The Existence Of Good. I Think There Is More To This Theory, But I Tend To Burst Out Laughing At This Point.

...it Is Well Known That A Vital Ingredient Of Success Is Not Knowing That What You're Attempting Can't Be Done.

Fascism May Be Good At Making The Trains Run On Time, But You Wouldn't Like Some Of The Destinations.