Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts.

There's Estrogen Running Through My Veins!

That Myspace Is The Story Of The Year. Everyone But My Mother Is On It.

I Would Still Have Old Ladies Come Up To Me After The Show And Pat Me On The Cheek After I Had Said All This Vulgar Stuff. They Would Be Like, 'oh You're A Silly Boy - We Know You're Just Playing.

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.

I Got Home From Work Today And Took Like A One Hundred Hour Nap. No You Did Not. You'd Be Very Sick If You Were Taking One Hundred Hour Naps. That's A Coma! If You Said You Took A Coma After Work I'd Be Able To Follow The Story.