Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

New Ideas Are One Of The Most Overrated Concepts Of Our Time. Most Of The Important Ideas That We Live With Aren't New At All.

The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I Had A Great Time Though And It Was Worth Every Nickel Of It Because By Doing This Lame Piece About The Game I Can Put It On My Expense Account.

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

No Matter What Any Of The Grammar Teachers Say, Punctuation Is An Arbitrary Matter. It Should Be Used To Make Sentences Clear.

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.