Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

... All Of Us Talk Faster Than We Listen.

One Of The Most Glorious Messes In The World Is The Mess Created In The Living Room On Christmas Day. Don't Clean It Up Too Quickly." ~ (1919-), American Writer, Producer, Humorist.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

Last Night We Had Three Small Zucchini For Dinner That Were Grown Within Fifty Feet Of Our Back Door. I Estimate They Cost Somewhere In The Neighborhood Of $371.49 Each.