Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

That's American English For You: More Roots Than A Mangrove Swamp.

Cats Have Intercepted My Footsteps At The Ankle For So Long That My Gait, Both At Home And On Tour, Has Been Compared To That Of A Man Wading Through Low Surf.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.

Doctors And Lawyers Must Go To School For Years And Years, Often With Little Sleep And With Great Sacrifice To Their First Wives.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.