English Is An Outrageous Tangle Of Those

Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat. Ham Is Firm And Sound. Ham's What God Was Getting At When He Made Pigs So Round.

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.

I Studied French In High School And German In College And I Once Took A 24-hour Italian Crash Course. English Has By Far The Most Words In It Of Any Other Language. Our Money Might Not Be Worth Anything Anymore, But The Language Is.

I Do Not Twitter. I Don't Want To Twitter, And I Don't See Any Point In Twittering. The Last Thing I Want To Do Is Tell People What I'm Doing At The Moment Because I'm Probably Not Doing What I'm Supposed To Be Doing.

Doctors And Lawyers Must Go To School For Years And Years, Often With Little Sleep And With Great Sacrifice To Their First Wives.