Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.