Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.