Twitter! Never Have Lives Been Less Lived

It's Ironic That In Our Culture Everyone's Biggest Complaint Is About Not Having Enough Time; Yet Nothing Terrifies Us More Than The Thought Of Eternity.

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

How Do We Know For Sure That No Two Snowflakes Are The Same - We Haven't Got Anybody Watching.

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.