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The Best Break Anybody Ever Gets Is In Bein' Alive In The First Place. An' You Don't Unnerstan' What A Perfect Deal It Is Until You Realizes That You Ain't Gone Be Stuck With It Forever, Either.

Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

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Don't Believe Something Just Because You Didn't Read It In The Papers. Wait Until You Haven't Seen It On Television.

A Lump In The Throat Is Worth Two On The Head.